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Pictured right is a diagram of the mushroom, with its key identifying structures labeled.
The mushroom, named Gondwanagaricites magnificus, was about five centimeters (two inches) tall and transformed into a mineral called goethite A mineralized mushroom named Gondwanagaricites magnificus was found in the Araripe Basin in northeast Brazil, preserved in a limestone layer called the Crato Formation.
That's also when my career as a professional virgin came to an end. Mom, dad, the sex-ed teacher - none of them had taught me any of this stuff. People only love us for who you are, not who we pretend to be.
To understate things, I was a late bloomer in the realm of romance. This is a serious omission, since our relationships with others are the biggest determinants of happiness in our lives. I know it's fashionable amidst the smart set to be dissatisfied with yourself and to keep striving for more, bigger, best.
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Dejailson Arruda holds his daughter Luiza at their house in Santa Cruz do Capibaribe, Brazil.
'This is a much more likely scenario for the preservation of a mushroom, since resin falling from a tree directly onto the forest floor could readily preserve specimens.
'This certainly seems to have been the case, given the mushroom fossil record to date.' The Crato Formation mushroom fossil is the oldest ever discovered.
The world's oldest fossilized mushroom, dating from 115 million year ago, has been discovered in Brazil and is being called a 'scientific wonder'.
The mushroom fell into a river and began its journey in becoming a fossil at the time when Earth's supercontinent Gondwana was breaking apart.
Electron microscopy revealed that the mushroom had gills under its cap, which are structures that release spores and can aid in identifying species, helping to place the fossilized mushroom in the Agaricales order of gilled mushrooms 'Fungi evolved before land plants and are responsible for the transition of plants from an aquatic to a terrestrial environment,' said INHS mycologist Dr Andrew Miller, the co-author of the study.