Because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes. The problem with dicks is that sometimes, they f--k too much, or f--k when it isn't appropriate... But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. " - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir?
P." Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)- "Don't call me stupid." - "Oh, right! But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Last week, I discovered the early stages of crow's feet." - "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it's marchin' across your face." - "Stop it." Steel Magnolias (1989)"Jazz!
The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. I looked 'em up." A Fish Called Wanda (1988)"Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...
We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out.
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.
The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself.
" - "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995) Play clip (excerpt): - "I love the old Rose. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Or, ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair."- "Kevin Franks had already stopped breathing by the time you drove off the road." - "Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road." - "How do you know?
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.
But the only thing that can f--k an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
It's like that time we were at her parents' wedding anniversary and I told that joke: 'What's the definition of vagina? I was stuck with a case where Zuzu Petals and Art Mooney were battling out for the 'Lamest Clue of My Career' award." The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - "I couldn't believe it was her.